Top 30 Excuses When You Lost A Ping-Pong Match – Part 2 of 3
Top 30 Excuses When You Lost A Ping-Pong Match
When you are beaten by another player and your friends ask you what happened, just pull out our article. This is the second part of our Top 30 Excuses When You Lost A Ping-Pong Match and you will find it funny as the first. If you like it feel free to share it!
Let say we find the perfect excuse from our Top 30 Excuses When You Lost A Ping-Pong Match Part 1 we are going to choose “the new plastic ball” this time. We have 29 more to choose from.
I lost today because_the new plastic ball (from part 1)_______ and the/my _______________
Like our first post, it’s quick, easy and effective! Just choose a number from our part 1 and part 2 and complete the sentence. No more giving the credit to unworthy opponents!
- weird air movement
- gravity inversion
- unexpected match compression
- opponent’s glue fumes
- cheering parents
- biased umpire
- opponent’s junk rubber
- sweat balls
- pot smoke
- opponent’s Dr Neubauer rubbers
- sweat on my glasses
- athlete’s foot
- shoulder injury
- rubber was coming off the blade
- umpire’s fault calls
- match on adjacent table was too good to miss…
- opponent’s illegal speed glue
- incorrect time table
- heavy traffic
- incompetent umpire
- slippery floor
- breeze in the hall
- huge meal at the buffet
- incorrect seeding
- excessive clapping
- opponent’s sandbagging
- heckling from the crowd
- humidity
- shoes are not for table tennis
- bounce in the table
Our next post will be
I lost today because ________________and the/my ______________stopped me from/made me ______________
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