Top 30 Excuses When You Lost A Ping-Pong Match – Part 1 of 3

Top 30 Excuses When You Lost A Match

If you are a table tennis or ping-pong player, we always are going to find somebody of this kind! This is not even a joke! But I think I list most of them. I have been writing all I hear in a table tennis club. You will be laughing or maybe you will be using this excuses too.

So here is how to use it:

I lost today because_______________

It’s quick, easy and effective! Just choose a number and complete the sentence

1. glare off tables
2. glare off opponent’s bald spot
3. altitude
4. temperature (cold or hot, your choice…)
5. excess cho-ing
6. my opponent’s lack of fight
7. my bad glue job
8. my opponent got too many edges
9. lack of prize money
10. concrete floor
11. there were too many stray balls/lets
12. I haven’t been training lately
13. I must have over-trained, my feet were really sluggish
14. I can’t play without speed glue
15. my shoes were giving me blisters
16. opponent’s coach was staring at me
17. there was too much sweat on the ball
18. there was too much sweat on my rubber
19. my opponent’s illegal serves
20. my opponent was unbelievably lucky
21. the poor lighting
22. lack of warm up
23. crappy balls
24. crappy tables
25. my opponent’s “chicken-wing” style
26. my opponent cheated
27. the wall
28. the shirt of my opponent
29. the towel hanged on the barrier
30. the new plastic ball

We will post a second post with an upgrade version. And it will be like – I lost today because ________________and the/my _____________

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