• Top 30 Excuses When You Lost A Ping-Pong Match – Part 2 of 3

    Posted on June 8, 2015 by in Club News
    Top 30 Excuses When You Lost A Match

    Top 30 Excuses When You Lost A Ping-Pong Match

    When you are beaten by another player and your friends ask you what happened, just pull out our article. This is the second part of our Top 30 Excuses When You Lost A Ping-Pong Match and you will find it funny as the first. If you like it feel free to share it!

    Let say we find the perfect excuse from our Top 30 Excuses When You Lost A Ping-Pong Match Part 1 we are going to choose “the new plastic ball” this time. We have 29 more to choose from.

    I lost today because_the new plastic ball (from part 1)_______ and the/my _______________

    Like our first post, it’s quick, easy and effective! Just choose a number from our part 1 and part 2 and complete the sentence. No more giving the credit to unworthy opponents!

    1. weird air movement
    2. gravity inversion
    3. unexpected match compression
    4. opponent’s glue fumes
    5. cheering parents
    6. biased umpire
    7. opponent’s junk rubber
    8. sweat balls
    9. pot smoke
    10. opponent’s Dr Neubauer rubbers
    11. sweat on my glasses
    12. athlete’s foot
    13. shoulder injury
    14. rubber was coming off the blade
    15. umpire’s fault calls
    16. match on adjacent table was too good to miss…
    17. opponent’s illegal speed glue
    18. incorrect time table
    19. heavy traffic
    20. incompetent umpire
    21. slippery floor
    22. breeze in the hall
    23. huge meal at the buffet
    24. incorrect seeding
    25. excessive clapping
    26. opponent’s sandbagging
    27. heckling from the crowd
    28. humidity
    29. shoes are not for table tennis
    30. bounce in the table

     

    Our next post will be

    I lost today because ________________and the/my ______________stopped me from/made me ______________

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